“We can only be so thorough, and that area is out of the question,” Officer Simon Drobik told Albuquerque TV station KOAT. “We cannot search a body cavity.”
No. Just, no. There is simply so much wrong with this story that I just don’t know where to begin. While I realize this simply isn’t the most flattering photo, I understand the hesitation and resistance to a thorough search. But i thought New Mexico was more than happy to conduct extended cavity searches, regardless of legality. Then again, maybe I have it wrong.