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Blights And Sirens | Gunfire Erupts Between Rival Tactical Experts, Nobody Hurt

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Today’s comic relief brought to you by “Blights and Sirens”

“What began as an uneventful convention for law enforcement officials to share expertise in weapons and tactics, turned ugly when rival instructors opened fire on each other.

During an argument over isosceles versus weaver stance, members of “Super A1 Tactical Solutions” reportedly challenged rival tactical group, “Blue Sheepdog Pro Warrior Elite” to a tactical shooting course. At some point, Sergeant Jonah Lozenge of the Madison County Sheriff’s Office and Officer Rico Fuentes of Hallsville PD opened fire on one another”…Read more

One of America’s most twisted news sources reports Marine Corps started in a gay bar…

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“Many of the Army personnel who were stationed with Marines in Iraq and Afghanistan noticed a lot of primordial homo-erotic tendencies within their lower enlisted ranks,” he said. “The way they would casually smack each other’s asses, their brazen displays of nudity amongst their comrades, it was incredible to see. Plus there was that time I saw two dudes going down on each other behind a port-o-shitter on Camp Leatherneck. That was pretty fuckin’ gay.” -Army Sgt. 1st Class Craig Mangas

via Army Study Finds Marines’ Tun Tavern Was Actually A Gay Bar (The Duffel Blog).