“You think I’m anti-gun. I’m not. I think of guns like I do cars. Go ahead and own one. Waste your money on something fancy!
But the scenarios you are preparing for aren’t going to happen. You aren’t going to save the day by shooting a terrorist in the grocery store. We need fewer guns so fewer people shoot their feet off, kill their girlfriends, kill themselves, and go on shooting sprees”
He says he’s not anti-gun but, in his own words, he clearly laments the fact the right to keep and bear arms was ever written, “…Some dudes wrote the Second Amendment on piece of paper a while ago and we all have to live with the result of that.” Nope, doesn’t sound anti-gun at all. And he has a strange attachment to penises, measuring their sizes, and somehow relating that to gun ownership. I will not claim to have the biggest penis in the world but, I’m told it works abundantly well. Matt, my guns are primarily used for protection against guys who are obsessed with forcibly demonstrating that they have the bigger penis. In the ongoing battle between guns and penis-obsessed idiots, guns have never lost.
-Gary
